“Ejecto seato cuhz!!” (at Regal Natomas Marketplace 16)
This one time I just found a pear in the elevator
That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
(Source: pleatedjeans)
Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works